I Could Have Stood You Up - Keith Richards, the X-pensive Winos

Well hung, friend of mine

He’s size 8, I’m size 9

Shucks my dear

I’m gonna get a lick from you

One thing, one thing too

One thing to remember, that I could have

Yes I could have, uh yes I could have

I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn’t, yeah yeah

Short fuse

Lights blew out

Power came back

Hear them shout

Shucks my dear, gotta get a lick from you

One thing, one thing too

One thing to remember that I could have

Yes I could have, baby but I could have

I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn’t yeah yeah yeah

My shoes walk down the street

Only trouble is they ain’t on my feet

Dig them kicks, they belong to me

One thing, one thing too

One thing to remember that I could have

Baby could have, yeah I could have

I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn’t, didn’t yeah

Rip it up, rip it down

Change the shape of the whole damn town

Shucks my dear, I’m gonna get a lick from you

One thing, one thing too, one thing to remember that I could have

Yes I could have, yeah but I could have

I could have stood you up but I did, did, did, did, did, did, did

I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn’t yeah yeah