ザッツ・エンタテインメント - Judy Garland

The clown with his pants falling down

Or the dance that’s a dream of romance

Or the scene where the villain is mean

That’s entertainment!

The lights on the lady in tights

Or the bride with the guy on the side

Or the ball where she gives him a roar

That’s entertainment!

The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex

A gay divorcee who is after her ex

It can be Oedipus Rex

Where a chap kills his father

And causes a lot of bother

The clerk who is thrown out of work

By the boss who is thrown for a loss

By this girl who is doing him dirt

The world is a stage,

The stage is a world of entertainment!

It might be a fight like you see on the screen

A swain getting slain for the lot of a queen

Some great Shakespearean scene

Where a ghost and a prince meet

And everyone ends in mincemeats

The gag may be waving the flag

That began with a mystical hand

Hip hooray, the American way

The world is a stage,

The stage is a world of entertainment!