(Walking in on Someone) Doin' a Poo - Aunty Donna

I’m walking around

I’m doing a poo

I’m walking down the street

I’m doing a poo

I’m walking inside and I think need to poo

I’m doing a poo, I’m doing a poo

I’m walking to the loo

I’m doing a poo

I’m opening the door

Hey I’m in here mate what are you doing

Oh my god, sorry, I didn’t realise

I just wanted to say that I’m sorry that I walked in on you doin' a poo

Jeez louise I can’t believe that I walked in on you doin' a poo

Jeezy creasy, lemon squeezy I walked in on you doing a poo Sir

Good Golly Miss Molly, what a great folly, walking in on you doing a poo

No worries

What the eff are you thinkin' doing a poo?

If you’re gonna do a poo lock the door before you do

The poo is tearing me up inside, I’m mortified

The door said vacant, but it was occupied

(With you doin' a poo)

Go away

How can I forgive myself for what I did to you and your poo?

I have walked in on you, and your bum and on your poo

Sitting, ruminating ‘bout your poo and wee and poo

I am asking myself, am I any better than your poo?

But I gotta get out of of this poo situation, cadillac down route sixty poo

I made my poo mistakes, but me and my baby gonna leave my poo behind (Hey,

fuck off)

I’m just a man, who’s walked in on you doing a poo

But the craziest thing, I’ve fallen in love with you

Piss off

Doing a poo, doing a poo

I love you doin' a poo (Who are all these pe- a bloody choir? Holy Moly…)

Yo, when I arrived at this loo while you were pooing today

You surprised my eyes, ew, poo, that wasn’t O-K

There’s poo rules and poo cues let me poolosophize

Your poo is your poo for that I apoologise

It was a new poo journey through a strange poo land

Me and you, poo in poo, and hand in hand

From poo, true love grew cos we took a chance

You know that life’s a rollercoaster let’s have a poo dance

Yo a lot of people been saying this song’s a bit rude

But it really is just about that awkward situation

It could be about walking in on anyone doing anything

But just this situation, I walked in on someone doing a poo

Doing a poo, doing a poo

(I love you, doing a poo)

Well I hope you’re all happy I’m pooing and now I’m pooing in front of a choir

Doin a poo!

I just wanna thank DJ Crohn’s for laying down the beat

I wanna thank Michelle Brasier for helping me with the top line

I wanna thank the other Aunty Donna boys

Their drafts of this sketch have been invaluable

I wanna thank my God and my mom