Moving to Florida - Butthole Surfers

Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.\nAnd I’m gonna bowl me a perfect game.\nWell I’m gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.\nAnd I’m gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.\nNow, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.\nAnd they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.\nWhen I go down Florida Way,\nThey’re ain’t no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not, should\nNot do, stick it right here.\nWell I been movin' down to Florida.\nI’m gonna potty train the chairman Mao.\nI’m gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child.\nAnd I’m gonna grind me up a White Castle side out of India’s sacred cow.\nWell, I been movin' down Florida Way,\nAnd I’m gonna build me the atomic bomb.\nWell, I’m gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.\nAin’t nobody, said ain’t nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.\nBy this time I guess you’ve figured out about Florida.\nDrink the muddy water in the Vaseline stain.\nThey be makin' tadpoles the size of Americans down in Florida.\nThat be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.\nNow, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,\nKnew the same of Elvis Presley, too.\nWhen I go down Florida Way,\nAin’t nobody, said ain’t nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.\nWell I been goin' down to Florida.\nPole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin.\nWhen I go down Florida Way,\nLike Vince, I wanna' win.\nWell I went down to Florida.\nI got away.\nI took the children down to Florida.\nI stuck the dick down the drain.\nGet that boy down to Florida.\nGive him a switch blade.\nTell him what to do.