A Day Late And A Dollar Short - Donny, Marie Osmond

Two umbrellas up for sale\nMine will leak it never fails\nI dial wrong numbers all the time\nAnd always lose my dime\nAnd with women, naturally\nWhat I’ve got eyes for can’t see me\nI set my sights and make my run\nAnd son of a gun\nI was a day late and a dollar short\nAll the sweet cookies in the store been bought\nThe prize fish in the creeks been caught\nEverything choice is gone\nMight as well travel on\nHe took a job down Florida way\nGot hijacked to C U B A\nWhen I got back, no job no dough\nJust goes to show\nThat I’m a day late and a dollar short\nAll the sweet cookies in the store been bought\nThe prize fish in the creeks been caught\nEverything choice is gone\nMight as well travel on\nA day late and a dollar short\nAll the sweet cookies in the store been bought\nThe prize fish in the creeks been caught\nEverything choice is gone\nMight as well travel on\nA day late and a dollar short\nAll the sweet cookies in the store been bought\nThe prize fish in the creeks been caught\nEverything choice is gone\nMight as well travel on\nA day late and a dollar short