Bonfire Sessions - King Fantastic

Just gettin' in had a long day, kinda rough

Got stuck in traffic too, my nerves is extra fucked

Wife got an attitude, why she got an attitude?

I don’t fuckin' know, I’m the one that should be mad dude

Wanna have a drink but the doctor say stop it

Pull a baggie out my pocket, grab my bong out the closet

And I smoke, and I ain’t trippin'

I’m on a fuckin' mission to get to this kitchen

Don’t ask me shit because I’ve gone fishin'

In my brain most things have gone missin'

In my brain most names have gone missin'

And I’m not stressin' God bless smoke sessions

Fire up the internet play a lil' poker

I could do this shit for hours

I’m a mu-fuckin' smoker

Keep a quarter ounce in my house at all times

Never know when I gotta get bombed out my mind

Cell phone ring and I won’t pick it up

(Why?)

Cause I’m high as fuck

Boss left a message and I can’t call back

I’m too high for all that

I’m 'bout to call Pink Dot dude I got the munchies

And if they catch me drivin' they gon' take my car from me

I’m goofy like a drunk kid everything is funny

Don’t tell me how to fuck I should spend my money

Uh-oh, I think I smoked too much

I got phone calls to make, and I am high as fuck

Had a 20 minute giggle fit that turned to slight panic

What if they deport me cause my name sounds Spanish?

What if I’m an alien that’s from another planet

And they erased my memory and no-one there remembers me?

Like when they send the mother ship, no-one even mentions me

And I am left to die with ya’ll, a humanoid in misery

Fuck it, I' just smoke again, I’m guessin' that’s what smokers do

Even if you smoke a bammer I’ll probably smoke with you

My momma, and my wife, and my daddy they some smokers too

Catch me on the Westside, chillin' like a smoker do

Cell phone ring and I won’t pick it up

Cause I’m high as fuck

Boss left a message and I can’t call back

I’m too high for all that

I’m 'bout to call Pink Dot dude I got the munchies

And if they catch me drivin' they gon' take my car from me

I’m goofy like a drunk kid everything is funny

Don’t tell me how to fuck I should spend my money

Like, right now when I’m sayin' this shit, I’m high