A Whale Of A Tale - Kirk Douglas

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads

A whale of a tale or two

'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I’ve loved

On nights like this with the moon above

A whale of a tale and it’s all true

I swear by my tattoo

There was Mermaid Minnie, met her down in Madagaskar

She would kiss me, any time that I would ask her

Then one evening her flame of love blew out

Blow me down and pick me up!

She swapped me for a trout

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads

A whale of a tale or two

'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I’ve loved

On nights like this with the moon above

A whale of a tale and it’s all true

I swear by my tattoo

There was Typhoon Tessie, met her on the coast of Java

When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava

Then she gave me the scare of my young

Blow me down and pick me up!

She was the captain’s wife

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads

A whale of a tale or two

'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I’ve loved

On nights like this with the moon above

A whale of a tale and it’s all true

I swear by my tattoo