You Must Be Joking - Locomotive

When she rises, wipes the sleep from her eyes

And you know she’s been crying all night

She despises you and anything that you might say

‘Cause it just isn’t right

Coffee lounges and their hostess

But your friends just wouldn’t notice

You must be joking!

Up her scale she was a mover

Had to be the all-time loser

She wasn’t joking!

What a peculiar twist when she cut her wrists

Only time and the hate of the things that I’ve done

Can release all my pain

Until I get the urge to be free

Then I’ll cheat and I’ll do it again

Wonder now if I would leave her

Finally get myself together

You must be joking!

Time is scarce and is getting scarcer

Here’s my song, now hang in there sir!

You must be joking!

What a peculiar twist when she cut her wrists

Only time and the hate of the things that I’ve done

Can release all my pain

Until I get the urge to be free

Then I’ll cheat and I’ll do it again

Wonder now if I would leave her

Finally get myself together

You must be joking!

Time is scarce and is getting scarcer

Here’s my song, now hang in there sir!

You must be joking!

What a peculiar twist: I just cut my wrists!