Ten Points For A Razor Scooter - TISM

Ten points for a Razor scooter

Ten points for a Razor scooter

Double if it’s not a kid

Smash a pumpkin, kill a Heidi (celebrity's worth a fiver)

Hit anyone on reality TV (call it «Non-Survivor»)

Three points for a pagan worshipper (four if they go to heaven)

Five points for a world business leader (plus six for S Eleven)

Ten points for a Razor scooter

Ten points for a Razor scooter

Ten points for a Razor scooter

Double if it’s not a kid

There’s no point to this world, let’s make that clear

But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere

Tell the cops, «He just came out of nowhere»

One point for road rage tailgaiters

Two for custom license platers

You get three for the Beamer driving ponce

Four for a limo full of debutantes

Five for the remade retro classic

Six for the original while we’re at it

Seven if it’s open-top, red and sporty

Bonus if the driver’s over forty

Eight for bumper sticker teasers

Remember to honk if you love Jesus

We must observe equal opportunity

Put the pedal to the metal

And hit everybody