Dummy - Liberator

As smooth as water, as tough as bricks and mortar

So shrewd yet tender, breath-taking, young and slender

Everything we’ve taught her, she is the perfect daughter

We will defend her from ghouls of the other gender

She fell in love with a dummy

But now her love is dead

'Cause when they got real chummy

The dummy lost his head

And put a child in her tummy

Waiting to be born

She can’t run home to mummy

Couldn’t stand the scorn

He’s out to get her, ever since the day he met her

Must meet her sometime, that time he’ll get it right

Finally got her, they tossed and turned all night

Too late for action, too late to set things right