Bieber Fever - Mark Douglas

Hey yo, it’s me again

I’m everywhere

And I’m still rockin'

Lesbian hair

I’m on your T. V

I’m on your phone

I declare this world a Bieber zone

I’m made of cupcakes

Ice cream, and flowers

Young girls are helpless

To my dark powers

They can’t stop screaming

They dont know why

They pee their pants then they fall down and cry

All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever

They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter

I got 'em drooling like golden retrievers

They all bow down to me cus' I am their leader

It starts with screaming

And OMGing

Followed by weeping

And lots of tweeting

Once they’re infected

They are insane

The only cure is to disable the brain

I hate this pop crap

I like to rock

He’s worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block

He’s ain’t so bad

He could be worse

I think I love him

Hey, I saw him first!

If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever

Chop off her head with a meat cleaver

Can adults contract Bieber fever?

Yes! But its mostly single moms and substitute teachers

Lil Wayne: Weezy F. Baby and you know I’m paid

I dont want to drink no Bieber Kool aid

I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba

But I’m way too gangsta' for Justin Bieber

I really dont want to do a do a duet

This little motherfuckers gonna ruin my rep

Every rapper has to do a song with this cutie

Its the hip-hop version of jury duty

Ill never sell out, cus Im little Wheezy

Im feeling light headed and a little queasy

Wanna carry you around on my shoulders

And tattoo your name up on my shoulders

You could be my little caucasian brother

If we go to the movies do we have to bring Usher?

I got a baby mama but I want to leave her

Cus I gotta bad case of the Bieber Fever

Bieber Bieber Fever

Now the whole planets got Bieber Fever

The streets will flow with blood of the non-believers

Theres no defense against Bieber Fever