Mean Old Man - Rick Moranis

I ain’t from nowhere near Kentucky

No right to sing them southern blues

I’m from Toronto, snowy city

From a neighbourhood of Jews

Don’t get no high from Blue Ridge Mountains

I get no buzz from Bowling Green

After a long day on the golf course

I like to take a little steam

That mean old man, who gives the plaitzas

Hot, foamy eucalyptus leaves

He hits so hard, my skin is burning

Well you should see the welts he leaves

That mean old man

They want to play a little poker

Promise me I won’t lose my shirt

Every mensch, a Cuban smoker

I can’t sit down, my butt still hurts

That mean old man, who gives the plaitzas

Hot, foamy eucalyptus leaves

He hits so hard, my skin is burning

Well you should see the welts he leaves

That mean old man

That mean old man, he’s here on Sundays

And that’s when all the regulars show

Turn up the heat, these are the fun days

Hey, it’s my turn. I gotta go!

That mean old man, who gives the plaitzas

Hot, foamy eucalyptus leaves

He hits so hard, my skin is burning

Well you should see the welts he leaves

That mean old man