Drinkin' On The Job - The Rainmakers

The farmer he got plowed

The bricklayer got plastered

The mechanic he got tanked

The construction worker got blasted

And Daddy beat up Mommy and broke her collarbone for good luck

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s wasted

Everybody’s drinkin' on the job

The garbageman got trashed

The janitor got messy

The taxi driver got smashed

The waitress she got tipsy

In Kansas City, New York City

Great big city, itty-bitty city

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s wasted

Everybody’s drinkin' on the job

There’s a whole lot of places that I ain’t been

A whole lotta things that I ain’t seen

A whole lotta things I’ll never be The generation that would change the world

Is still looking for it’s car keys

The terorist got bombed

The President got hit

Security was tight

The Secret Service got lit

Everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s wasted

Everybody’s stoned

And there’s nothing that’s gonna change it

'Cause everybody’s drunk

Everybody’s wasted

Everybody’s drinkin' on the job